Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Made My Day!

So, I have no idea where this came from.  It was sent as an email forward with no information...but it was way too good not to share.  So, if I am plagiarizing someone, please, please let me know and I will give credit as credit is FOR SURE due for this one. 

Laughed my tush off with the hilarity and truthfulness!  Enjoy!

Top 10 Ways That Being A Parent Is Like Being at a Fraternity Party...

10. There are half-full, brightly-colored plastic cups on the floor in every room. Three of them are in the bathtub.

9. There's always that one girl, bawling her eyes out in a corner.

8. It's best not to assume that the person closest to you has any control over his/her digestive function.

7. You sneak off to the bathroom knowing that as soon as you sit down, someones going to start banging on the door.

6. Probably 80% of the stains on the furniture contain DNA.

5. You've got someone in your face at 3 a.m. looking for a drink.

4. There's definitely going to be a fight.

3. You're not sure whether anything you're doing is right, you just hope it won't get you arrested.

2. There are crumpled-up underpants everywhere.

1. You wake up wondering exactly how and when the person in bed with you got there.


  1. LOVE THIS SO MUCH OMG. Love it.

  2. Hilarious! You just made MY day!!!! (or night as I can't sleep, ha!)